If you're here right now I'm sorry...

This blog is part of my master plan to take over the internet but right now I'm still in the building stages of my plan. (BTW I don't want to take over really, just claim a small piece) This blog will be an integral part of the plan, but not yet. Right now I'm trying to learn just how to use Twitter. It seems necessary to be part of that world, but it's a weird world and it takes some time to get comfortable in it. So I promise that someday this blog will be filled with wonderfully entertaining thoughts and opinions (at least through my eyes), but for now, you get this.